Oh the sickness!!!

This is going to be short and sweet people. So if you are looking for some lengthy, humorous tidbit for the day then I suggest you go and pick yourself up a copy of the newspaper and read yourself some Garfield cartoons. Now since that warning is out of the way here it is.

I want a remote for my life, yes I know that this has been done in an Adam Sandler movie but I would not be nearly as careless with the power as he was. You see I have a stomach bug. By this I mean I have been up all night throwing up and dizzy, oh and lets not forget the wonderful stomach cramps that feel as though someone is trying to pull your innards out through your belly button. Yes it was a long long night. However as a mom I must now pretend that I don't feel like the grim reaper is walking behind me just waiting for me to succumb at any moment. No I must feed children, change the baby and still do my daily mommy duties. So you see if I had this life remote then I could just pause the kids and lay down and sleep without worrying about what Isabelle has decided to try and eat now, or how many pieces of chocolate cake Emily has helped herself to. But alas there is no such thing so I must do what mothers before me have done......fake it. I tell you there should be an Oscar award given out to every mom on the planet because we have all had to act at one time or another and dammit I think we are good.

On a happy note my Moms Mother's Day present should be delivered to her today. Apparently Friday was too busy, however the lady at the flower shop assures me that they will be delivered today. I just want to say thank God for tele florists.

Well people I am off to my nest of sickness on the couch. From there I can see the happenings of the whole living room. Think of it as a lookout of sorts. Have a good day all!