Tuesday, April 17, 2007

The release

Alright, I just want to start off this post with a little disclaimer. You know how I told you all a few posts ago to free a SAHM, well let me just go on record as saying I am NOT responsible for any harm these SAHM do. I also want to say that once you let these SAHM's out there is no turning back and look out because it is something like releasing a bull in a china shop. They just go nuts and you really don't want to get in the way, for fear of being run over or getting a horn in the side. On the bright side though you are helping a SAHM to find herself away from her children and husband and if nothing else it is damn entertaining.

This weekend was one of those weekends that happens in a whirlwind and you don't really know what the hell happened until its over. Then you look back and go "oh shit" and wonder like hell how you are going to fix all the damage that was done (remember bull in china shop) Scary stuff I tell you. Colin and I personally released two SAHM from captivity this weekend and lets just say that I recommend maybe one at a time. Learn from me people, 2 of them is a lot. The whirlwind I was talking about turns into more of a hurricane and then there is really no stopping them. Now that's not saying that I wanted to stop them, slow them down a little maybe but not stop them completely.

That all being said though we all had a great time and sang our faces off and had an absolute blast. I am glad that I got to witness the release of the SAHM's it makes me realize that I really need to get out more. For your enjoyment I will post some pictures for you all to see what the weekend was really like. (*see exhibit A, B and C to the right) Oh and this time I can't say that no men were harmed in the release of the SAHM's cause well lets just say there was a trail of man parts left behind as hurricane SAHM went through this little town and life will never be the same again.

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