Whoever said mobility was a good thing....

Curiosity killed the cat. That is the old saying isn't it? Well I am not sure that Issy has heard that one. I think she missed that class because let me tell you holy smoker doodles. If it is within reach..or not she will try to grab it, eat it, push it, pull it or just generally touch it. so far today she has beat the poor cat up. I tried to feel sorry for him as she was body slamming him but the stupid creature just lay there and then ran away as soon as her attention was averted. It was actually kind of funny.

Then she was playing in the toilet oh that was fun. Thank God I had just flushed it. This earned her a scrubbing down with soap. After the toilet incident she pulled the safety plug out of the electrical outlet in her room and chewed on it or rather put the whole thing in her mouth. She looked like a cross between the cat that ate the canary and a chipmunk storing up for winter when I asked her what she was doing. What I want to know is how in the heck she got it out of the outlet? I can barely get them out and isn't the whole point to those things to keep them out of the socket of death? I thought it was but maybe I was wrong.

While I was making lunch she got into the recycling box and pulled out a pop can and sliced her finger open on it. I wouldn't have even know except for the blood everywhere. From the amount that there was I was sure that the affected finger must be dangling by a thread but no thankfully it was a minor cut. Now as I was typing this she climbed up into her chair and just did a nosedive out of it and is laughing hysterically. Oy the child is cruel, cruel I tell ya she thinks it is super funny to be driving mommy nuts. Wish me luck I am off to try and figure out the inner workings of the toilet safety latch. Hopefully it works better than the plug in covers.